Okay, for everybody who has had a night that they don't remember and wish the did, or do remember and wish they didn't... this site is for you. Of course, it's not completely politically correct, but what website nowadays is? Anyway, check it out, it will make you laugh.
texts from last night
(434): why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
(540): you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.