dear blank

Once again I have found a new site to be addicted to. It is called "Dear Blank Please Blank" and it is hilarious. It is similar to Texts From Last Night or F My Life.

Here are a couple of my favorite entries.

Dear Mark Zuckerberg,

No wonder you got into a great college, Facebook hadn't been invented yet.

Sincerely, a Failing Student.

Dear CONgress,

No wonder we don't get along.

Sincerely, PROgress.

Dear Doors,

Thank you for giving me the ability to walk through walls.

Sincerely, Everyone.

Dear Hogwarts,

Please resend my letter. The owl seems to have gotten lost.

Sincerely, Not-Really-A-Muggle.